Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
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Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
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Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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