this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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