i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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