My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
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she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
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it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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