I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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