But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
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The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
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He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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