I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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