i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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