i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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