That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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