we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
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Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
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I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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