They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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