did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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