I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
All the doctor said was why
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