Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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