there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I see more hoeing in ur future
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