Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
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somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
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Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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