hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
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We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
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The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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