the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
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Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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