i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
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he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
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Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
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