i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
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Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
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Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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