He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
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My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
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I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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