He is an equal opportunity slut.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Will exercising make me less horny?
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