I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
apparently the secret to your success is patron
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
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If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
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Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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