16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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