i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
