Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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