honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
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He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
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How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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