Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize