just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
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We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
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I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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