Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
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His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
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Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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