Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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