ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
i would one night stand the shit outta him
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
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