So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
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i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
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Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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