i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
