No, you can still breathe under the balls.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
tell me about the eggs
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
Randomize
