am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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