Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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