you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
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Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
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We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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