i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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