Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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