My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
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just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
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Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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