In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
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shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
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