Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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