if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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