Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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