I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
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He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
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I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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