when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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