bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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