"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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