I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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