I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
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your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
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5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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