Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
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