i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Randomize