That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
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